Ask Jeff and the Horrors of Equestria
ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

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180mph:

Me before eating dinner: Itadakimasu!

My mom: Shut the fuck up

My dad: Fucking weeaboo

pathwaysintoinsanity:

kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS
ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND
HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE
I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”
Side note: It is named Cancri
Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE



You say diamond planet, I think Hitchhiker’s guide.

pathwaysintoinsanity:

kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS

ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND

HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE

I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”

Side note: It is named Cancri

Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE

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You say diamond planet, I think Hitchhiker’s guide.

ladylike-maniac:

fit-fierce-fab4ever:

60ibs-to-go:

My kind of marathon 

there’s another kind?

This is our life.

ladylike-maniac:

fit-fierce-fab4ever:

60ibs-to-go:

My kind of marathon 

there’s another kind?

This is our life.

zomblequeen:

aarchvile:

BROO!! Spooked ya. Bunch of Buddies at Brule’s

WATCH YA POWER YA DINGUS

zomblequeen:

aarchvile:

BROO!! Spooked ya. 

Bunch of Buddies at Brule’s

WATCH YA POWER YA DINGUS

gif-giz:

oto kiralama
the-noodle-overlord:

Should I get it?

yes

the-noodle-overlord:

Should I get it?

yes

alumx:

[Click on the image to see it on my DA in full res]
Finished yesterday’s painting

alumx:

[Click on the image to see it on my DA in full res]

Finished yesterday’s painting

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

togamisfatrolls:

magikmutant:

chaz-gelf:

askgamerandfriends:

The Stanley Parable, a game about choice and massive sarcasm.

Everyone needs to play The Stanley Parable at least once. It is a wonderful game and this photoset only conveys a small amount of the wonderfulness contained within.

This game is messed up let me tell you. Messed up, but good.

I played every ending (except Art) of this. Truly my favorite gaming experience of the year.

tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]

i can seriously relate to this

greyeyedwolfie:

THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT

greyeyedwolfie:

THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT